Posts by New Worldly Translation

It's thought that Google keeps the entire network in ultra-fast Ram distributed among thousands of servers (conservative estimate 500 terabytes). It also has a cache of the most common searched for terms that can be returned immediately. Nothing is written to disk as seek times are too slow to be effective

No-one knows for sure though as it's a closely guarded secret.

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Can you write a JW Motto...?

by Sparkplug in

jw
friends

someone sent these state motto's to me and i was curious to know if any of us could make some up for the jw's?

i personally will have to think on it for days, but i know some are very quick witted and this could be fun!

i posted the state mottos to get us started.

New Worldly Translation

Semper fidelis, nunquam dubium

Join us or die!

Knock, knock, knocking on everyone's door

Are we there yet?

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Surgery Tomorrow

by Satanus in

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friends

a simple tooth extraction has led to this.

it was an upper tooth that was root canaled.

canal went bad and i had it pulled out in about six pieces.

New Worldly Translation

All the best with your surgery

Here's a joke to cheer you up - Why are dentists always being told to cheer up? It's because they are always looking down in the mouth!

That joke sounds funnier when your on morphine.. honest.

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Jehovah's Witnesses GET CRAZY!!

by GetBusyLiving in

jw
friends

do you guys know any very obviously crazy jw's?

i've noticed that they have been "flocking" to the org.

over the past few years especially.

New Worldly Translation

Although they weren't bona fide JW's we had quite a few drunks wandering in to my old hall wanting a pee cos the KH was near a pub. The overzealous attendants used to drag them into the hall for a listen though. It was always entertaining listening to them heckle the speaker or answer up at the watchtower with expletives.

We had one JW sister who was nuts but also really annoying. If she started talking to you she wouldn't let you get away and all her conversation was about how great she was and how many operations she'd had. She used to just turn up at JW's houses unannounced and talk till 2am or until you physically showed her to the door. She also spread gossip about people that wasn't true. The best one was she said a young brother had been stalking her, making eyes at her and had made a pass at her. This guy was about 22 and she's about 60 and it was wishful thinking on her part. The elders to their credit knew she was a loon so usually ignored her. It said a lot that her sons wouldn't have anything to do with her and her husband commited suicide.

There were quite a few others who were regarded as loony but I think they had genuine mental illnesses. I feel sorry for them now as they obviously think they'll be cured in the new system and they kept on going to meetings even though they got little respect from people there.

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demons in Watchtower drawings

by what_Truth? in

back when i was a good little faithful dub i never read apostate literature.

however, when i brought a school friend of mine to a district convention he picked up a pamphlet from this really crazy looking apostate guy (you know the type, wild eyed brown trenchcoat, sandwhich board, yelling "the watchtower is a ssssnnnnaaaarrrrreeee!!!

through a megaphone).

New Worldly Translation

I can't really see any demonz in those pics but I can see Dame Edna; I wonder if that means anything?

It's like chintz curtain syndrome where you look at flowery curtains and see a weird face? (does that just happen to me? please say it doesn't )

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A Night in the Life of a Young Jehovahs Witness

by drum and bach in

the pre-meeting study had just ended.

mum whipped the teacloth off of her head and told us all to get our meeting clothes on.

those itchy, stuffy meeting clothes!

New Worldly Translation

LOL.. funny story dude... although not funny at the time, if you know what I mean. The bit about knowing the most notorious bigamist cracked me up. I hated wearing ties too and I think everyone on JWD thinks ties should be banned!

It says a lot that standing in a pissy smelling toilet feels like an oasis of joy compared with being in the meeting. I remember when I was young all the youths were always getting told off for going to the toilets too often. We used to talk about football and swap stickers and stuff or throw a urinal cake at a kid we didn't like

Welcome to the board drum & bach

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